Welcome to My Adventures Page
    Here u will read about crazy things i have done or things that just happened and made my life a whole lot more interesting.  Stuff read here might contain some vulgarity and stuff that should not be heard by adults over the age of 25.  Cuz once people turn 25, in my eyes at least, they become losers.  They only become cool again when they get married, and have kids.  But even then....their are to kinds of parents...cool ones and loser ones.....but that is a story for another time so lets get down to to it read about some of my whacky, so called, "ADVENTURES".

    This Adventure deserves a whole page dedicated to it self.......some can probably guess what the adventure was......"BOSTON"

Unknown Date

    It was my first dance trip with my group.  On these trips their is alot....and i mean....alot of drinking.  Since it wasn't my first time drinking in that excessiveness i was ready to hit the bar.  It all started at the hall.  I was buying drinks and downing them like crazy!!!!  One beer after another....then i became stupid and decided to mix in some hard liquer.....--Can u say duhhhh--....and then it hit me......it hit me so hard i felt a bruise on my frontal lobe for the next couple dayz.  I had crossed the line.  Iwas now so plastered it was unhidable.  When we got back to the hotels.....i just fell on the bed.....and was mumbling sumthing supposedly.....i dunno.  Then sumeone shoved this bag of cheese chips in my face and i started to gag....and ran to bathroom....that's all i remember...I probably puked my guts out came back and fell asleep............--NOTE TO SELF--DO WHAT EVER U CAN TO NOT PUKE AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING, U WILL REGRET IT LATER--END NOTE--
 

Grade 11 Formal

    This is pretty short.........I SAT in gum.......fuck man i felt soooo stupid......but then i just untucked my shirt and the night was mine from then on.......

On day at Lunch in Grade 9

A SliCe'o'Ralfi that saved ME

    Well......this is a day i will remember forever.....On this day i ran faster then Donovan Baily could dream of running.  Can u guess why i ran like a Olympic sprinter......if u cant i will explain my great walk to Aaron's house.  I was cutting the corner of Dewitt and glenashton--Mistake 1, this asshole yells at us all the time when we walk on his grass--on my way to Aaron's house.  I was just passing "asshole's" house when I hear his big doberman barking at me.......I watch and eat my pizza as the Dog slowly walks away from the fence.....so i just look at him and think "Wow he finally figured out that he cant do nothing about pedestrian cuz there is a fence in the way"--AHHH can u say NOOOO--.  This dog started a speedy sprint towards the fence and then jumped..no no no...sorry he LEAPED over this 6 foot fence and darted towards me.....or maybe the pizza....hey he coulda been hungry.  Well i just took off like a bat outta hell.  I ran so fast i couldn't believe it....the dog kept the chase until i dropped my slice and he stopped for a lick and smell.  Thank God.......the pizza stalled him long enough for Aaron to unlock and open the door for me.........That day will always be remembered as the day...."A Slive'o'Ralfi that saved ME"
*****Ralfi's Pizza closed since then but I am Still in debt to Ralfi and his great tasting PIZZA*****

Sometime in February of Grade 12

    Man'o'Man is this day embarrassing or what.......It all started when Mr. Piston came up to me and said Angelus man we gotta set up sound and lights for the BasketBall game.  I thought cool we r gonna do a sound a lighting (Bull's entrance) for our senior boyz.  We thought OH yes the crowed is gonna get sooo pumped.  So we set up the spot light and then sound and finally Mr.Piston sets up the smoke machine.........BIG MISTAKE.  It seems that me or him didn't notice the Fire alarm close to smoke machine.  When entrance started i started flooding the GYM with smokoe.......but i just couldn't see any.....man i could see i just going straight in the air instead of out and in towards the middle of the GYM......but NOOO....it started backdrafting into the hallways behind the GYM...and then the dreaded smoke alarm went offf..........FUCK ME.  I like thought COOL sumone pulled the alarm but turns out i set it off....and not only that the fire dept. showed up and started unloading hoses and shit....man were they surprised that our smoke machine could below out that much smoke......amn when the lights came back on there was enough smoke in those hallways that we couldn't see our hand infront of us...........
    Then the next morning on the announcements the TechCrew supervisor calls a meeting after school and makes a special invitation to Steve "THE BIG SMOKE" Kopac.......amn did i feel dumb.